Media And Humor

What you'll find on the Videos page: Brawls. Bloopers. Injuries. Facials. (No, not those kind of facials.) Tearful retirements. Memorable speeches. Moments we will never forget from the world of sports, and other moments we may have forgotten long ago. New videos will be added regularly, so be sure and bookmark TheSkillzReport.com!

What's a meme, you ask? Well, on this site it could be anything—a funny cartoon, image, quote, sign—possibilities are endless. I'd never paid them much mind before 2013; now I frequently scour the Web in search of them. The best memes I find will be shared here on TheSkillzReport.com for your enjoyment.

 

** While they will display on portable devices, our memes are best viewed on a desktop/laptop. Most memes feature my commentary; to view, memes must be clicked and enlarged. **

"Got any beeeer?"

 

Drunk Jon was created in 1994 by me with help from a good friend, "Chicken". It was completely by accident, yet 25 years later it still amuses us. Hopefully it will amuse you, too.

 

This isn't The Far Side, Doonesbury or any other comic that "makes you think". Drunk Jon is crudely drawn with even cruder jokes—by design. The strip is in no way a spoof of, connected to or inspired by any other strip or characters. It's just a cartoon about a chronically drunk man and his pets.

 

Drunk Jon contains alcohol abuse and violence, often directed at animals. If any content viewed in Drunk Jon offends you, too bad. There's nothing here you wouldn't see in Tom and Jerry or Looney Tunes. It's just a dumb comic strip—lighten up.

Here, you'll find clips of my many calls to our local sports talk radio station, added by popular demand from my buddies.

While I do supply on-air "takes" you would never hear anywhere else, as well as some unique perspectives, I also semi-intentionally supply some hilarity throughout most of these calls. If the hosts seemed to enjoy my conversation, you just might, too.

PAST TSR VIDEOS, IN REVERSE ORDER OF SELECTION:

ARCHIVE 39

Eckersley And Gibson Reunite - 10/15/2018

Ginobili Accidentally Sinks A Free Throw - 3/15/2017

Canseco's 5th-Deck Home Run - 10/7/1989

Trey Junkin's Bad Snap - 1/5/2003

Tony Gwynn Jr. Applauded - 6/24/2014

Dee Gordon Goes From Safe To Out - 6/3/2015

Andre Drummond's Patience - 1/7/2021

Larry Walker Guns Tony Fernandez - 7/4/1992

The Minneapolis Miracle - 1/14/2018

Bryce Harper Slips On First Base - 8/12/2017

ARCHIVE 38

Gary Sheffield Joins 500 Club - 4/17/2009

DeAndre Jordan Breaks The Rim - 2/20/2016

Matt Duffy Ruins A Baseball - 8/16/2016

Jerome Simpson Flips Out - 12/24/2011

DeWayne Wise Saves A Perfecto - 7/23/2009

Foul Ball Fells Umpire Danley - 4/27/2021

Blake Griffin Dunks On Kendrick Perkins - 1/30/2012

More Antics From A.J. Pierzynski - 10/15/2014

Travis Davis's Near-Record Return - 12/26/1999

Ken Griffey Sr.'s Amazing Catch - 8/19/1985

ARCHIVE 37

Nick Martinez's Ill-Advised Pickoff Throw - 5/17/2015

Theo Maledon Bricks Two Dunks - 3/22/2021

Kike Hernandez Beaned; Stays In - 6/12/2021

Richard Rodgers WIDE OPEN - 11/23/2014

Pedro Guerrero Hurls His Bat - 5/22/1988

David Ortiz Predicts Ball Four - 7/1/2014

Danilo Gallinari HEAVES!  - 3/1/2015

Turner Ward Goes Through The Wall - 5/3/1998

Emmitt Smith Knocked Out - 11/23/2000

Nolan Arenado's Tarp Grab - 4/14/2015

ARCHIVE 36

Clement Hit By Liner - 7/26/2005

Dominique Dunks On Larry Bird - 10/30/1982

Jim Edmonds' Ridiculous Catch - 6/10/1997

Antonio Brown Kicks Punter - 9/7/2014

Alfredo Griffin's Ugly Swing - 9/27/1992

Josh Naylor's Broken Leg - 6/27/2021

Marquis Daniels Collapses - 2/6/2011

Greg Myers' Inside-The-Park Homer - 9/13/2003

Ryan Fitzpatrick's Facemask Throw - 12/26/2020

Hosmer: From Hit To Ricochet Out  - 10/1/2021

ARCHIVE 35

Tony Sanchez Flips Into The Dugout - 9/19/2013

Troy Williams Jukes Three Timberwolves - 12/17/2018

Dan Jennings Hit By Liner, Dazed - 8/7/2014

DeSean Jackson Celebrates Prematurely - 9/15/2008

Mike Cameron Robs Derek Jeter - 4/7/2000

Strickland Vs. Harper - 5/29/2017

Nowitzki And Carl Landry's Teeth - 12/18/2009

Jose Abreu Hit By Thrown Bat - 6/9/2021

The Catch III Starring Vernon Davis - 1/14/2012

Helton Benefits From BAD Umpire Call - 5/2/2012

ARCHIVE 34

CC Sabathia Falls Into A Balk - 7/21/2016

Curry Injured Slipping In Sweat - 4/24/2016

Curt Schilling Hit In Head While Running - 5/4/1993

An Amazing Grab By Victor Cruz - 10/9/2011

Infield Fly Rule Called In OUTFIELD - 10/5/2012

Will Rhymes Passes Out After Being Hit - 5/16/2012

James Harden's Dunk Waved Off - 12/3/2019

Johnny Damon Steals Two Bases At Once - 11/1/2009

Andre Johnson Vs. Cortland Finnegan - 11/28/2010

Dee Gordon Watches Strike Three - 6/17/2015

ARCHIVE 33

Two Padres Collide In Outfield - 6/2/2021

Collin Sexton's Funny Indecision - 1/30/2020

Big Papi Says Goodbye - 10/10/2016

Marshawn Lynch Breaks Tackles And Scores - 1/8/2011

Tommy John's Three Errors On One Play - 7/27/1988

Luis Robert Hit In Head By Fly Ball - 4/3/2021

Miller's Eight Points In Nine Seconds - 5/7/1995

Johnny Cueto Hit By Liner - 3/14/2016

Matt Prater's Record Field Goal - 12/8/2013

Carlos Quentin's Baserunning Gaffe - 7/1/2014

ARCHIVE 32

Royals Champions Say Goodbye - 10/1/2017

Kris Dunn Falls Off The Rim - 1/17/2018

Bryce Harper Beaned - 4/28/2021

Phil Dawson's Double-Bounce Field Goal - 11/18/2007

Shawon Dunston Unhappy With Bates - 6/11/1995

Javier Baez Embarrasses Will Craig - 5/27/2021

Michael Jordan Dunks Missed Free Throw - 12/4/1992

Joe Borchard's 504-Foot Homer - 8/30/2004

"He Did WHAT?!" - 11/6/2000

Robin Yount Joins 3,000-Hit Club - 9/9/1992

ARCHIVE 31

Travis Ishikawa's NLCS Walk-Off Homer - 10/17/2014

Dikembe Mutombo Wags Finger Too Soon - 5/10/1997

Jack Morris Gets Clutch Double Play - 10/27/1991

Michael Irvin's Final NFL Play - 10/10/1999

Francisco Lindor Trips Over His Bat - 5/31/2016

600 Homers For Jim Thome - 8/15/2011

Isaiah Rider's Lucky Three-Pointer - 12/22/1994

Brett Lawrie Throws A Tantrum - 5/15/2012

Marvin Harrison Not Touched, Scores - 1/4/2004

David Ortiz's 2013 ALCS Grand Slam - 10/13/2013

ARCHIVE 30

Chris Young Hit By Liner - 5/21/2008

David Robinson Briefly Knocked Out - 4/8/1998

The Mets And Phillies Brawl Again - 8/9/1990

The New York Giants Fake Injuries - 9/19/2011

Kendrys Morales Hits Tropicana's Roof - 8/28/2015

Bill Buckner's Inside-The-Park Homer - 4/25/1990

P.J. Tucker Botches Inbound Pass - 1/23/2019

Buster Posey Hit In Head - 4/10/2017

Peyton Manning Breaks TD Record - 10/19/2014

The Worst Strike Three Call Ever - 4/8/2013

ARCHIVE 29

Ryan Raburn's Rolling Throw - 7/24/2014

Shawn Marion ALMOST Scores For Opponent - 12/1/1999

Juan Encarnacion's Career Ends - 8/31/2007

Reggie Brown's Career Ends - 12/21/1997

Interference Ends World Series Game - 10/26/2013

Gary Carter's Final Career Hit - 9/27/1992

Dennis Rodman Hits Three Threes - 1/2/1998

Jim Abbott Can Hit; What's YOUR Excuse? - 6/30/1999

James Harrison Goes 100 Yards - 2/1/2009

Butch Henry's Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/8/1992

ARCHIVE 28

Lloyd McClendon Removes First Base - 6/26/2001

Patrick McCaw's Very Bad Fall - 3/31/2018

Prince Fielder Says Goodbye - 8/10/2016

Todd Gurley Scores...On Accident - 10/25/2020

Bartolo Colon Hits A Homer - 5/7/2016

Mike Morse's Bizarre Grand Slam - 9/29/2012

Stephenson Breaks Jeff Green's Ankles - 3/26/2019

Michael Cuddyer's Hat-Aided Catch - 5/12/2008

Robert Bailey Goes 103 Yards Untouched - 10/23/1994

Ruben Rivera's Worst Baserunning - 5/27/2003

ARCHIVE 27

Maldy Rips The Cover Off The Ball - 4/18/2014

Curry Breaks Jackson's Ankles - 1/5/2019

Ramon Ortiz Gets Emotional After Injury - 6/2/2013

Patrick Mahomes' 30-Yard Loss - 12/13/2020

Ichiro's 258th Hit Of 2004 - 10/1/2004

Yoenis Cespedes' Insane Throw - 6/10/2014

J.R. Smith Forgets The Score - 5/31/2018

Jose Canseco Pitches - 5/29/1993

Colts Try Two-Man Formation - 10/18/2015

Eric Young Jr. Bunts Into Right Field - 4/23/2015

ARCHIVE 26

Nick Young Celebrates A Miss - 3/25/2014

Ken Griffey Jr. Joins 600 Club - 6/9/2008

Cubs Outfielder Neal Injured On Throw - 8/7/2013

Ump Dale Scott Hit By Liner - 6/24/2015

Two Thunder Players Flop At Once - 5/1/2013

Derek Jeter Becomes Mr. November - 11/1/2001

Fisk Tags Out Two At Once - 8/2/1985

Piscotty Hit Three Times In One Inning - 4/4/2017

ARCHIVE 25

Kyle O'Quinn Fouls Own Teammate - 4/7/2017

Chris Parmelee Beaned - 4/25/2012

Mark Quinn Ends Long Walk Drought - 8/30/2001

Moises Alou Breaks Leg - 9/16/1993

Jusuf Nurkic Breaks Leg - 3/25/2019

Daryle Ward Homers into Allegheny River - 7/6/2002

Hee-Seop Choi Accidentally Knocked Out - 6/7/2003

Bonds' Bases-Loaded Intentional Walk - 5/28/1998

ARCHIVE 24

Scottie Pippen Dunks Over Ewing - 5/20/1994

Gary Sanchez's Lucky Ricochet - 5/29/2018

Cardinals/Reds Brawl - 8/10/2010

Logan Morrison Hit By Foul Ball - 9/5/2010

Kemba Walker's Premature Celebration - 12/29/2016

Billy Hamilton Evades Tag - 7/11/2014

Tony Pena's Fake Intentional Walk - 9/5/1997

Ichiro's All-Star Inside-The Park Homer - 7/10/2007

ARCHIVE 23

Dwayne Wade Dunks On Varejao - 11/12/2009

Expos' Infield Fly Gaffe - 5/13/2003

Gary Sheffield Vs. Fausto Carmona - 9/19/2008

Eric Sogard Beaned - 9/3/2019

Ricky Davis's Triple-Double Fail - 3/16/2003

Two Braves Score At Once - 9/3/2019

Cabrera Singles During Intentional Walk - 6/22/2006

The Chris Coghlan Leap - 4/25/2017

ARCHIVE 22

Derek Harper Vs. JoJo English - 5/13/1994

Jose Valverde Hit By Liner - 5/23/2008

D'Backs And Dodgers Brawl - 6/11/2013

Dan Wilson's Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/3/1998

Larry Nance Jr. Scores For Opponent - 12/25/2015

Eric Sogard Tripped Up By Broken Bat - 8/15/2013

James McCann Fouls One Off A Bird - 3/13/2015

One Pitch Drills Miguel Rojas Twice - 6/15/2018

ARCHIVE 21

Lamar Odom Dribbles Inbounds - 12/6/2006

Three Brewers Collide - 9/19/2015

Tampa Bay's Hidden Ball Trick - 8/10/2013

Mets/Phillies Postgame Brawl - 9/27/1989

Glen Davis Woozy On The Court - 5/26/2010

Ozzie Smith's Epic Barehand - 4/20/1978

Randal Grichuk Robs A Homer - 6/25/2018

Charlie Culberson Beaned - 9/14/2019

ARCHIVE 20

Starks Dunks HARD On Bulls - 5/25/1993

Frank Robinson Gets Emotional - 5/25/2006

Rhys Hoskins Fouls One Off His Face  - 5/28/2018

Kevin Millar's Ungraceful Slide - 9/10/2002

Jae Crowder HEAVES! - 11/4/2015

Pagan's Walk-Off, Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/25/2013

Josh Harrison's Creative Slide - 7/22/2017

Colin Moran Fouls One Off His Face - 5/16/2017

ARCHIVE 19

Roy Hibbert's Accidental Jumper - 1/18/2017

Runner Wil Myers Hit By Liner - 8/25/2018

K-Rod Drops, Jason Kendall Scores - 8/11/2005

Hilarious Pickoff Attempt Of Anthony Rizzo  - 8/27/2017

David Lee's Miracle Tip - 12/20/2006

Billy Hamilton's Ugly Swing - 4/18/2014

Stephen Piscotty's Bad Collision - 9/28/2015

Liner Off Matt Lawton's Head - 5/27/1997

ARCHIVE 18

J.R. Smith Inbounds A Missed Shot - 1/9/2010

Shin-Soo Choo's Face Intercepts Wild Pitch - 5/24/2018

Nyjer Morgan Fights Chris Volstad - 9/1/2010

Ken Griffey Jr. Hits The Warehouse - 7/12/1993

Marcus Smart's Epic Flop - 4/22/2016

Yunel Escobar Vs. The Red Sox - 5/25/2014

Don Baylor Breaks Leg Before A Game - 3/3/2014

Billy Hamilton's #1 Home Run Robbery - 4/15/2016

ARCHIVE 17

Kobe Bryant & Chris Childs Fight - 4/2/2000

Wade Boggs Pitches - 8/9/1997

Maikel Franco Gives Away A Fair Ball - 7/14/2018

Evan Gattis's Mental Blunder  - 4/19/2018

Deandre Ayton's Ankles Broken - 11/27/2018

Barry Bonds Vs. Eric Gagne - 4/16/2004

Astros Win On Walk-Off Popup - 4/7/2018

Seagulls Interfere With Coco Crisp - 6/11/2009

ARCHIVE 16

Chris Dudley Hits Shaq With The Ball - 3/28/1999

Blue Jays Terrible Baserunning - 7/26/2015

Glenallen Hill Hits One Out Of Wrigley - 5/11/2000

Rickie Weeks Beaned - 4/13/2009

DeAndre Jordan's Errant Dunk Attempt - 12/11/2013

Nick Swisher's Embarrassing Out - 7/8/2013

Velasquez Throws Out Runner...LEFTY! - 6/30/2018

Travis Snider Walks Into A Double Play - 7/30/2014

ARCHIVE 15

 

No Inbounder For The Bulls - 12/21/2012

Chan-Ho Park Kicks Tim Belcher - 6/5/1999

Jason Kendall Leaps To Home Plate - 4/24/1998

Nick Castellanos Hit In Face By Grounder - 7/19/2015

Ben Simmons Inbounds Off Opponent's Back - 1/1/2019

A Bunt Double For Robinson Cano - 9/13/2013

Nori Aoki Hit By Catcher's Throw - 6/5/2014

Brett Gardner Robs A Home Run - 8/20/2016

ARCHIVE 14

 

LeBron Leaps Over John Lucas, Dunks - 1/29/2012

Steve Clevenger Injured On Swing - 4/13/2013

Pitch Behind George Bell Leads To Out - 8/13/1986

The Bad News Cubs - 7/12/1992

Darrell Armstrong's Dunk Contest Layup - 2/10/1996

Reid Brignac Hit In Face By Grounder - 5/12/2016

Aubrey Huff Mocks Joba Chamberlain - 5/10/2009

Mike Cameron/Carlos Beltran Collision - 8/11/2005

ARCHIVE 13

 

Elfrid Payton Airballs Two Free Throws - 12/3/2014

Alex Rodriguez Fights Jason Varitek - 7/24/2004

Alex Rodriguez Upsets Dallas Braden - 4/22/2010

Alex Rodriguez Screws Up Blue Jays - 5/30/2007

Ref Joey Crawford Injured - 1/10/2015

Mike Piazza Hit By Thrown Bottle - 7/25/2007

Epic Orioles/Mariners Brawl - 6/6/1993

Foul Ball Stays In Giants Bullpen - 6/29/1989

ARCHIVE 12

Javale McGee Runs The Wrong Way - 2/6/2012

Sean Casey Gunned At 1B From Left Field - 8/24/2006

David Ortiz Joins 500 Club9/12/2015

Omar Infante Beaned - 4/7/2014

T.J. Ford's Final NBA Play - 3/7/2012

Ball Sticks In Lobaton's Mask6/24/2014

Gary Matthews Goes HIGH To Rob Homer - 7/1/2006

Juan Nicasio Hit In Neck By Liner - 8/5/2011

ARCHIVE 11

Tyson Chandler Rejects A Shoe?12/13/2014

Chris Sabo's Corked Bat7/29/1996

John Danks Hit By Liner; Stays In6/18/2011

Tony Saunders Breaks His Arm5/26/1999

Shaq's Only Career Three-Pointer2/26/1996

B.J. Upton/Evan Longoria Argue6/27/2010

Randy Johnson Hits A Home Run9/19/2003

Punch AJ! 5/20/2006

ARCHIVE 10

Webber's Behind-The-Back Dunk11/16/1993

Santiago Casilla Tears Hamstring 5/21/2014

Bob Welch vs. Reggie Jackson - 10/11/1978

Manny Ramirez Joins 500 Club - 5/31/2008

Paul Pierce Accidentally Punches Ref - 6/10/2010

Cardinals World Series Meltdown #110/27/1985

Cardinals World Series Meltdown #210/27/1985

Brock Holt's Unbelievable Catch - 6/17/2014

 

ARCHIVE 9

MoPete's Miracle Shot - 3/30/2007

Pirates Hurler Hit In Head By Liner4/24/2010

Duane Kuiper's Funniest Call Ever - 8/31/2013

Seattle Refuses To Lose10/8/1995

Marcus Camby HEAVES!3/26/2012

Two Dodgers Thrown Out At Home Plate10/4/2006

Umpire John McSherry's Tragic Death - 4/1/1996

Marlon Byrd Beaned - 5/21/2011

ARCHIVE 8

Corey Maggette's Travelling - 1/16/2009

Yadier Molina Crushed At Home Plate - 6/15/2008

Tony Fernandez's Costly Error - 10/26/1997

Kerry Wood Retires Mid-Inning - 5/18/2012

Shaq O'Neal/Charles Barkley Fight - 11/10/1999

Richie Sexson Hit In Face - 4/26/2004

Starling Marte Beaned...And Stays In - 7/18/2014

Ball Girl Nearly Interferes With Giants - 8/19/2013

ARCHIVE 7

 

Doc Gooden's First Inning - 4/7/1984

Doc Gooden's All-Star Debut - 7/10/1984

Doc Gooden's Home Run Pop

Doc Gooden No-Hits Mariners - 5/11/1996

Doc Gooden Bombed By Tuffy Rhodes - 4/4/1994

Doc Gooden Drilled By Umpire's Throw - 4/26/1989

Albert Belle Knocks Down Fernando Vina - 5/31/1996

Dave Winfield's 3000th Hit - 9/6/1993

ARCHIVE 6

 

Tony Allen's Shot Gets Stuck On Hoop - 4/30/2013

Jose Guillen's Amazing Throw - 7/27/1998

Omar Vizquel's Final Game - 10/3/2012

Vlad Guerrero Hits A Bounced Pitch - 8/11/2009

Carmelo Unconscious In Lane - 4/8/2010

Ted Lilly/John Gibbons Fight - 8/21/2006

50-Year-Old Will Clark Goes Deep

Gabe Kapler Injured On Home Run - 9/14/2005

 

ARCHIVE 5

Shaq Breaks Backboard #2 - 4/23/1993

Mike Matheny Hit In Face By Pitch - 5/26/1998

Armando Benitez Triggers Major Brawl - 5/19/1998

Jeff Suppan's Baserunning Gaffe - 10/26/2004

Shaq Breaks Backboard #1 - 2/7/1993

Todd Helton Hidden Ball Trick - 9/19/2013

Four David Hulse Fouls Into Angels Dugout - 10/3/1992

Hiroki Kuroda Hit By Liner - 8/15/2009

ARCHIVE 4

Marreese Speights Airball Dunk - 12/26/2008

Ken Harvey Knocks Out Teammate - 6/6/2004

Two Balls On The Field - 8/5/2014

Ray Searage Hit By Big Ben's Foul - 6/13/2014

Baron Davis Dunks On Kirilenko - 5/11/2007

Tyler Colvin Impaled By Bat - 9/19/2010

Bo Jackson Runs Up The Wall - 7/11/1990

Tony Clark's Walk-off Drop - 6/21/2009

 

ARCHIVE 3

 

Barry Bonds HR #700 - 9/17/2004

Barry Bonds Inside-The-Park Homer - 4/23/1997

Barry Bonds Chewed Out By Leyland - 3/5/1991

Barry Bonds HR #500 - 4/17/2001

Barry Bonds Walk-Off Vs. Ray King - 8/19/2003

Barry Bonds Final Splash HR - 8/8/2007

Barry Bonds HR In First SF Home AB - 4/12/1993

Barry Bonds Homers In 7th Straight - 4/20/2004

Barry Bonds 71st HR Of 2001 - 10/5/2001

 

ARCHIVE 2

 

Pistons Broadcasters Goof - 2/28/2013

David Huff Hit By Liner - 5/29/2010

Rob Dibble Plunks A Runner - 7/23/1991

Pujols Homers Vs. Lidge - 10/17/2005

Shaun Livingston's Awful Injury - 2/26/2007

Milton Bradley Hurt While Arguing - 9/23/2007

Big Mac Homers Vs. The Big Unit6/24/1997

Schierholtz Plunked In The Head - 8/25/2013

 

ARCHIVE 1

 

Andrew Bynum And The "Jesus" Glitch - 2011 AD

Nate Schierholtz's First Career HR - 9/6/2008

Mike Schmidt Retires - 5/29/1989

Pedro Martinez Charges The Mound - 9/20/1996

Hakeem Olajuwon Low-Post Skillz - 1984-2001

Edgar Renteria's World Series Homer - 11/1/2010

Lloyd Moseby Steals First Base - 8/16/1987

Kirk Gibson's Fallen Helmet - 4/25/1992