Media And Humor
What you'll find on the Videos page: Brawls. Bloopers. Injuries. Facials. (No, not those kind of facials.) Tearful retirements. Memorable speeches. Moments we will never forget from the world of sports, and other moments we may have forgotten long ago. New videos will be added regularly, so be sure and bookmark TheSkillzReport.com!
What's a meme, you ask? Well, on this site it could be anything—a funny cartoon, image, quote, sign—possibilities are endless. I'd never paid them much mind before 2013; now I frequently scour the Web in search of them. The best memes I find will be shared here on TheSkillzReport.com for your enjoyment.
** While they will display on portable devices, our memes are best viewed on a desktop/laptop. Most memes feature my commentary; to view, memes must be clicked and enlarged. **
"Got any beeeer?"
Drunk Jon was created in 1994 by me with help from a good friend, "Chicken". It was completely by accident, yet 25 years later it still amuses us. Hopefully it will amuse you, too.
This isn't The Far Side, Doonesbury or any other comic that "makes you think". Drunk Jon is crudely drawn with even cruder jokes—by design. The strip is in no way a spoof of, connected to or inspired by any other strip or characters. It's just a cartoon about a chronically drunk man and his pets.
Drunk Jon contains alcohol abuse and violence, often directed at animals. If any content viewed in Drunk Jon offends you, too bad. There's nothing here you wouldn't see in Tom and Jerry or Looney Tunes. It's just a dumb comic strip—lighten up.
Here, you'll find clips of my many—and often, bizarre and confusing—calls to our local sports talk radio station, as well as the most humorous excerpts from said station's programs.
While I do supply on-air "takes" you would never hear anywhere else, as well as some unique perspectives, I also supply some hilarity throughout most of these calls. If the hosts seemed to enjoy my conversation, you just might, too.
PAST TSR VIDEOS, IN REVERSE ORDER OF SELECTION:
Eckersley And Gibson Reunite - 10/15/2018
Ginobili Accidentally Sinks A Free Throw - 3/15/2017
Canseco's 5th-Deck Home Run - 10/7/1989
Trey Junkin's Bad Snap - 1/5/2003
Tony Gwynn Jr. Applauded - 6/24/2014
Dee Gordon Goes From Safe To Out - 6/3/2015
Andre Drummond's Patience - 1/7/2021
Larry Walker Guns Tony Fernandez - 7/4/1992
The Minneapolis Miracle - 1/14/2018
Bryce Harper Slips On First Base - 8/12/2017
Gary Sheffield Joins 500 Club - 4/17/2009
DeAndre Jordan Breaks The Rim - 2/20/2016
Matt Duffy Ruins A Baseball - 8/16/2016
Jerome Simpson Flips Out - 12/24/2011
DeWayne Wise Saves A Perfecto - 7/23/2009
Foul Ball Fells Umpire Danley - 4/27/2021
Blake Griffin Dunks On Kendrick Perkins - 1/30/2012
More Antics From A.J. Pierzynski - 10/15/2014
Travis Davis's Near-Record Return - 12/26/1999
Ken Griffey Sr.'s Amazing Catch - 8/19/1985
Nick Martinez's Ill-Advised Pickoff Throw - 5/17/2015
Theo Maledon Bricks Two Dunks - 3/22/2021
Kike Hernandez Beaned; Stays In - 6/12/2021
Richard Rodgers WIDE OPEN - 11/23/2014
Pedro Guerrero Hurls His Bat - 5/22/1988
David Ortiz Predicts Ball Four - 7/1/2014
Danilo Gallinari HEAVES! - 3/1/2015
Turner Ward Goes Through The Wall - 5/3/1998
Emmitt Smith Knocked Out - 11/23/2000
Nolan Arenado's Tarp Grab - 4/14/2015
Clement Hit By Liner - 7/26/2005
Dominique Dunks On Larry Bird - 10/30/1982
Jim Edmonds' Ridiculous Catch - 6/10/1997
Antonio Brown Kicks Punter - 9/7/2014
Alfredo Griffin's Ugly Swing - 9/27/1992
Josh Naylor's Broken Leg - 6/27/2021
Marquis Daniels Collapses - 2/6/2011
Greg Myers' Inside-The-Park Homer - 9/13/2003
Ryan Fitzpatrick's Facemask Throw - 12/26/2020
Hosmer: From Hit To Ricochet Out - 10/1/2021
Tony Sanchez Flips Into The Dugout - 9/19/2013
Troy Williams Jukes Three Timberwolves - 12/17/2018
Dan Jennings Hit By Liner, Dazed - 8/7/2014
DeSean Jackson Celebrates Prematurely - 9/15/2008
Mike Cameron Robs Derek Jeter - 4/7/2000
Strickland Vs. Harper - 5/29/2017
Nowitzki And Carl Landry's Teeth - 12/18/2009
Jose Abreu Hit By Thrown Bat - 6/9/2021
The Catch III Starring Vernon Davis - 1/14/2012
Helton Benefits From BAD Umpire Call - 5/2/2012
CC Sabathia Falls Into A Balk - 7/21/2016
Curry Injured Slipping In Sweat - 4/24/2016
Curt Schilling Hit In Head While Running - 5/4/1993
An Amazing Grab By Victor Cruz - 10/9/2011
Infield Fly Rule Called In OUTFIELD - 10/5/2012
Will Rhymes Passes Out After Being Hit - 5/16/2012
James Harden's Dunk Waved Off - 12/3/2019
Johnny Damon Steals Two Bases At Once - 11/1/2009
Andre Johnson Vs. Cortland Finnegan - 11/28/2010
Dee Gordon Watches Strike Three - 6/17/2015
Two Padres Collide In Outfield - 6/2/2021
Collin Sexton's Funny Indecision - 1/30/2020
Big Papi Says Goodbye - 10/10/2016
Marshawn Lynch Breaks Tackles And Scores - 1/8/2011
Tommy John's Three Errors On One Play - 7/27/1988
Luis Robert Hit In Head By Fly Ball - 4/3/2021
Miller's Eight Points In Nine Seconds - 5/7/1995
Johnny Cueto Hit By Liner - 3/14/2016
Matt Prater's Record Field Goal - 12/8/2013
Carlos Quentin's Baserunning Gaffe - 7/1/2014
Royals Champions Say Goodbye - 10/1/2017
Kris Dunn Falls Off The Rim - 1/17/2018
Bryce Harper Beaned - 4/28/2021
Phil Dawson's Double-Bounce Field Goal - 11/18/2007
Shawon Dunston Unhappy With Bates - 6/11/1995
Javier Baez Embarrasses Will Craig - 5/27/2021
Michael Jordan Dunks Missed Free Throw - 12/4/1992
Joe Borchard's 504-Foot Homer - 8/30/2004
Robin Yount Joins 3,000-Hit Club - 9/9/1992
Travis Ishikawa's NLCS Walk-Off Homer - 10/17/2014
Dikembe Mutombo Wags Finger Too Soon - 5/10/1997
Jack Morris Gets Clutch Double Play - 10/27/1991
Michael Irvin's Final NFL Play - 10/10/1999
Francisco Lindor Trips Over His Bat - 5/31/2016
600 Homers For Jim Thome - 8/15/2011
Isaiah Rider's Lucky Three-Pointer - 12/22/1994
Brett Lawrie Throws A Tantrum - 5/15/2012
Marvin Harrison Not Touched, Scores - 1/4/2004
David Ortiz's 2013 ALCS Grand Slam - 10/13/2013
Chris Young Hit By Liner - 5/21/2008
David Robinson Briefly Knocked Out - 4/8/1998
The Mets And Phillies Brawl Again - 8/9/1990
The New York Giants Fake Injuries - 9/19/2011
Kendrys Morales Hits Tropicana's Roof - 8/28/2015
Bill Buckner's Inside-The-Park Homer - 4/25/1990
P.J. Tucker Botches Inbound Pass - 1/23/2019
Buster Posey Hit In Head - 4/10/2017
Peyton Manning Breaks TD Record - 10/19/2014
The Worst Strike Three Call Ever - 4/8/2013
Ryan Raburn's Rolling Throw - 7/24/2014
Shawn Marion ALMOST Scores For Opponent - 12/1/1999
Juan Encarnacion's Career Ends - 8/31/2007
Reggie Brown's Career Ends - 12/21/1997
Interference Ends World Series Game - 10/26/2013
Gary Carter's Final Career Hit - 9/27/1992
Dennis Rodman Hits Three Threes - 1/2/1998
Jim Abbott Can Hit; What's YOUR Excuse? - 6/30/1999
James Harrison Goes 100 Yards - 2/1/2009
Butch Henry's Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/8/1992
Lloyd McClendon Removes First Base - 6/26/2001
Patrick McCaw's Very Bad Fall - 3/31/2018
Prince Fielder Says Goodbye - 8/10/2016
Todd Gurley Scores...On Accident - 10/25/2020
Bartolo Colon Hits A Homer - 5/7/2016
Mike Morse's Bizarre Grand Slam - 9/29/2012
Stephenson Breaks Jeff Green's Ankles - 3/26/2019
Michael Cuddyer's Hat-Aided Catch - 5/12/2008
Robert Bailey Goes 103 Yards Untouched - 10/23/1994
Ruben Rivera's Worst Baserunning - 5/27/2003
Maldy Rips The Cover Off The Ball - 4/18/2014
Curry Breaks Jackson's Ankles - 1/5/2019
Ramon Ortiz Gets Emotional After Injury - 6/2/2013
Patrick Mahomes' 30-Yard Loss - 12/13/2020
Ichiro's 258th Hit Of 2004 - 10/1/2004
Yoenis Cespedes' Insane Throw - 6/10/2014
J.R. Smith Forgets The Score - 5/31/2018
Jose Canseco Pitches - 5/29/1993
Colts Try Two-Man Formation - 10/18/2015
Eric Young Jr. Bunts Into Right Field - 4/23/2015
Nick Young Celebrates A Miss - 3/25/2014
Ken Griffey Jr. Joins 600 Club - 6/9/2008
Cubs Outfielder Neal Injured On Throw - 8/7/2013
Ump Dale Scott Hit By Liner - 6/24/2015
Two Thunder Players Flop At Once - 5/1/2013
Derek Jeter Becomes Mr. November - 11/1/2001
Fisk Tags Out Two At Once - 8/2/1985
Piscotty Hit Three Times In One Inning - 4/4/2017
Kyle O'Quinn Fouls Own Teammate - 4/7/2017
Chris Parmelee Beaned - 4/25/2012
Mark Quinn Ends Long Walk Drought - 8/30/2001
Moises Alou Breaks Leg - 9/16/1993
Jusuf Nurkic Breaks Leg - 3/25/2019
Daryle Ward Homers into Allegheny River - 7/6/2002
Hee-Seop Choi Accidentally Knocked Out - 6/7/2003
Bonds' Bases-Loaded Intentional Walk - 5/28/1998
Scottie Pippen Dunks Over Ewing - 5/20/1994
Gary Sanchez's Lucky Ricochet - 5/29/2018
Cardinals/Reds Brawl - 8/10/2010
Logan Morrison Hit By Foul Ball - 9/5/2010
Kemba Walker's Premature Celebration - 12/29/2016
Billy Hamilton Evades Tag - 7/11/2014
Tony Pena's Fake Intentional Walk - 9/5/1997
Ichiro's All-Star Inside-The Park Homer - 7/10/2007
Dwayne Wade Dunks On Varejao - 11/12/2009
Expos' Infield Fly Gaffe - 5/13/2003
Gary Sheffield Vs. Fausto Carmona - 9/19/2008
Ricky Davis's Triple-Double Fail - 3/16/2003
Two Braves Score At Once - 9/3/2019
Cabrera Singles During Intentional Walk - 6/22/2006
The Chris Coghlan Leap - 4/25/2017
Derek Harper Vs. JoJo English - 5/13/1994
Jose Valverde Hit By Liner - 5/23/2008
D'Backs And Dodgers Brawl - 6/11/2013
Dan Wilson's Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/3/1998
Larry Nance Jr. Scores For Opponent - 12/25/2015
Eric Sogard Tripped Up By Broken Bat - 8/15/2013
Lamar Odom Dribbles Inbounds - 12/6/2006
Three Brewers Collide - 9/19/2015
Tampa Bay's Hidden Ball Trick - 8/10/2013
Mets/Phillies Postgame Brawl - 9/27/1989
Glen Davis Woozy On The Court - 5/26/2010
Ozzie Smith's Epic Barehand - 4/20/1978
Randal Grichuk Robs A Homer - 6/25/2018
Charlie Culberson Beaned - 9/14/2019
Starks Dunks HARD On Bulls - 5/25/1993
Frank Robinson Gets Emotional - 5/25/2006
Rhys Hoskins Fouls One Off His Face - 5/28/2018
Kevin Millar's Ungraceful Slide - 9/10/2002
Jae Crowder HEAVES! - 11/4/2015
Pagan's Walk-Off, Inside-The-Park Homer - 5/25/2013
Josh Harrison's Creative Slide - 7/22/2017
Colin Moran Fouls One Off His Face - 5/16/2017
Roy Hibbert's Accidental Jumper - 1/18/2017
Runner Wil Myers Hit By Liner - 8/25/2018
K-Rod Drops, Jason Kendall Scores - 8/11/2005
Hilarious Pickoff Attempt Of Anthony Rizzo - 8/27/2017
David Lee's Miracle Tip - 12/20/2006
Billy Hamilton's Ugly Swing - 4/18/2014
Stephen Piscotty's Bad Collision - 9/28/2015
Liner Off Matt Lawton's Head - 5/27/1997
J.R. Smith Inbounds A Missed Shot - 1/9/2010
Shin-Soo Choo's Face Intercepts Wild Pitch - 5/24/2018
Nyjer Morgan Fights Chris Volstad - 9/1/2010
Ken Griffey Jr. Hits The Warehouse - 7/12/1993
Marcus Smart's Epic Flop - 4/22/2016
Yunel Escobar Vs. The Red Sox - 5/25/2014
Don Baylor Breaks Leg Before A Game - 3/3/2014
Billy Hamilton's #1 Home Run Robbery - 4/15/2016
Kobe Bryant & Chris Childs Fight - 4/2/2000
Maikel Franco Gives Away A Fair Ball - 7/14/2018
Evan Gattis's Mental Blunder - 4/19/2018
Deandre Ayton's Ankles Broken - 11/27/2018
Barry Bonds Vs. Eric Gagne - 4/16/2004
Astros Win On Walk-Off Popup - 4/7/2018
Seagulls Interfere With Coco Crisp - 6/11/2009
Chris Dudley Hits Shaq With The Ball - 3/28/1999
Blue Jays Terrible Baserunning - 7/26/2015
Glenallen Hill Hits One Out Of Wrigley - 5/11/2000
Rickie Weeks Beaned - 4/13/2009
DeAndre Jordan's Errant Dunk Attempt - 12/11/2013
Nick Swisher's Embarrassing Out - 7/8/2013
Velasquez Throws Out Runner...LEFTY! - 6/30/2018
Travis Snider Walks Into A Double Play - 7/30/2014
No Inbounder For The Bulls - 12/21/2012
Chan-Ho Park Kicks Tim Belcher - 6/5/1999
Jason Kendall Leaps To Home Plate - 4/24/1998
Nick Castellanos Hit In Face By Grounder - 7/19/2015
Ben Simmons Inbounds Off Opponent's Back - 1/1/2019
A Bunt Double For Robinson Cano - 9/13/2013
Nori Aoki Hit By Catcher's Throw - 6/5/2014
Brett Gardner Robs A Home Run - 8/20/2016
LeBron Leaps Over John Lucas, Dunks - 1/29/2012
Steve Clevenger Injured On Swing - 4/13/2013
Pitch Behind George Bell Leads To Out - 8/13/1986
Darrell Armstrong's Dunk Contest Layup - 2/10/1996
Reid Brignac Hit In Face By Grounder - 5/12/2016
Aubrey Huff Mocks Joba Chamberlain - 5/10/2009
Mike Cameron/Carlos Beltran Collision - 8/11/2005
Elfrid Payton Airballs Two Free Throws - 12/3/2014
Alex Rodriguez Fights Jason Varitek - 7/24/2004
Alex Rodriguez Upsets Dallas Braden - 4/22/2010
Alex Rodriguez Screws Up Blue Jays - 5/30/2007
Ref Joey Crawford Injured - 1/10/2015
Mike Piazza Hit By Thrown Bottle - 7/25/2007
Epic Orioles/Mariners Brawl - 6/6/1993
Foul Ball Stays In Giants Bullpen - 6/29/1989
Javale McGee Runs The Wrong Way - 2/6/2012
Sean Casey Gunned At 1B From Left Field - 8/24/2006
David Ortiz Joins 500 Club - 9/12/2015
Omar Infante Beaned - 4/7/2014
T.J. Ford's Final NBA Play - 3/7/2012
Ball Sticks In Lobaton's Mask - 6/24/2014
Gary Matthews Goes HIGH To Rob Homer - 7/1/2006
Juan Nicasio Hit In Neck By Liner - 8/5/2011
Tyson Chandler Rejects A Shoe? - 12/13/2014
Chris Sabo's Corked Bat - 7/29/1996
John Danks Hit By Liner; Stays In - 6/18/2011