Media And Humor
What you'll find on the Videos page: Brawls. Bloopers. Injuries. Facials. (No, not those kind of facials.) Tearful retirements. Memorable speeches. Moments we will never forget from the world of sports, and other moments we may have forgotten long ago. New videos will be added regularly, so be sure and bookmark TheSkillzReport.com!
What's a meme, you ask? Well, on this site it could be anything—a funny cartoon, image, quote, sign—possibilities are endless. I'd never paid them much mind before 2013; now I frequently scour the Web in search of them. The best memes I find will be shared here on TheSkillzReport.com for your enjoyment.
** While they will display on portable devices, our memes are best viewed on a desktop/laptop. Most memes feature my commentary; to view, memes must be clicked and enlarged. **
"Got any beeeer?"
Drunk Jon was created in 1994 by me with help from a good friend, "Chicken". It was completely by accident, yet 25 years later it still amuses us. Hopefully it will amuse you, too.
This isn't The Far Side, Doonesbury or any other comic that "makes you think". Drunk Jon is crudely drawn with even cruder jokes—by design. The strip is in no way a spoof of, connected to or inspired by any other strip or characters. It's just a cartoon about a chronically drunk man and his pets.
Drunk Jon contains alcohol abuse and violence, often directed at animals. If any content viewed in Drunk Jon offends you, too bad. There's nothing here you wouldn't see in Tom and Jerry or Looney Tunes. It's just a dumb comic strip—lighten up.
PAST TSR VIDEOS, IN REVERSE ORDER OF SELECTION:
Starks Delivers A Facial - 5/25/1993
Frank Robinson's Hard Choice - 5/25/2006
Rhys Hoskins Hurts Himself - 5/28/2018
Kevin Millar Is Not Graceful - 9/10/2002
Jae Crowder HEAVES! - 11/4/2015
Pagan Shows Off His Wheels - 5/25/2013
This Pirate Is Quite A Dodger - 7/22/2017
Roy Hibbert's Accident - 1/18/2017
Wil Myers Nailed By Liner - 8/25/2018
Kendall Beats K-Rod - 8/11/2005
Anthony Rizzo Is Safe! - 8/27/2017
David Lee's Miracle Tip - 12/20/2006
Hamilton's Shaky Swing - 4/18/2014
Piscotty Gets Lit Up - 9/28/2015
Lawton's Head Shots - 5/27/1997
REbound, Not INbound - 1/9/2010
Nyjer's Upset With Volstad - 9/1/2010
Griffey Hits The Warehouse - 7/12/1993
Marcus Smart's Epic Flop - 4/22/2016
Yunel Escobar Vs. The BoSox - 5/25/2014
Baylor Gives Out At Home Plate, 3/3/2014
Hamilton Goes High For the Haul - 4/15/2016
Maikel Franco Cries FOUL! - 7/14/2018
Kobe Bryant & Chris Childs Square Off - 4/2/2000
Gattis Goofs Houston Out Of The Inning - 4/19/2018
Bonds And Gagne's Epic Faceoff - 4/16/2004
There Are No Sure Outs - 4/7/2018
Ayton Loses His Ankles - 11/27/2018
Want Some More Outs, Seattle? - 7/26/2015
Jordan's Non-Dunk - 12/11/2013
G-Hill's Awesome Power - 5/11/2000
Weeks Takes One To The Cheeks - 4/13/2009
Nick Wasn't Real Quick - 7/8/2013
Call For The Left-Hander - 6/30/2018
The Walk-Into Double Play - 7/30/2014
Who Says I Got No Aim? - 3/28/1999
Nicked By The Ball - 7/19/2015
A Gift From The Shift - 9/13/2013
Gardy Spoils The Party - 8/20/2016
LeBron Leaps Lucas - 1/29/2012
George Bell's Rough AB - 8/13/1986
A Dunk Never Seen Before - 2/10/1996
Brignac Needs An IcePak - 5/12/2016
How Does It Feel, Joba? - 5/10/2009
Cameron/Beltran Collide - 8/11/2005
A-Rod The Trespasser - 4/22/2010
Piazza's Plastic Pelt - 7/25/2007
Officially Injured - 1/10/2015
When The Streak Almost Ended - 6/6/1993
Enter At Your Own Risk - 6/29/1989
EP Is A Tad Bit Short - 12/3/2014
Sean Casey Makes A Mistake - 8/24/2006
David Ortiz Joins The Club - 9/12/2015
Lobaton Sticky Mask - 6/24/2014
Javale McGee Scampers Away - 2/6/2012
Kuroda Knocked Down - 8/15/2009
Big Mac Vs. Big Unit - 6/24/2007
Schierholtz Uses His Head - 8/25/2013
Another Rejection For Tyson Chandler - 12/13/2014
John Danks Is TOUGH - 6/18/2011
Tony Saunders Breaks Arm - 5/26/1999
B.J. Upton/Evan Longoria Quarrel - 6/27/2010
The Big Unit Goes Yard - 9/19/2003
Pedro's Role Reversal - 9/20/1996
C-Webb Schools Sir Charles - 11/16/1993
Santiago Casilla Goes Down - 5/21/2014
The Rookie vs. Reggie - 10/11/1978
Cardinals Come Apart #1 - 10/27/1985
Cardinals Come Apart #2 - 10/27/1985
Brock Holt's Defensive Skillz - 6/17/2014
Dave Winfield's 3000th Hit - 9/6/1993
The MoPete Miracle - 3/30/2007
Pirates Hurler Takes A BLOW - 4/24/2010
Seattle Refuses To Lose - 10/8/1995
One Throw, Two Outs - 10/4/2006
Marcus Camby HEAVES! - 3/26/2012
The John McSherry Tragedy - 4/1/1996
Seagulls Ruin Coco's Chance - 6/11/2009
Corey Maggette Takes A Trip - 1/16/2009
Tony Fernandez Costly Error - 10/26/1997
Kerry Wood Retires Mid-Inning - 5/18/2012
Belle Takes Out Vina - 5/31/1996
Shaq/Barkley Tussle - 11/10/1999
Richie Sexson Hit In Face - 4/26/2004
Marte Beaned...And Stays In - 7/18/2014
Brain Fart Ball Girl - 8/19/2013
Doc Gooden's First Inning - 4/7/1984
Doc Gooden's ASG Debut - 7/10/1984
Doc Gooden's No-Hits Mariners - 5/11/1996
Doc Gooden Thrice Bombed By Tuffy Rhodes - 4/4/1994
Doc Gooden Drilled By Umpire's Throw - 4/26/1989
"Jackie" Chan-Ho Park? - 6/5/1999
Carmelo Naps In Lane - 4/8/2010
Boggs Toes The Rubber - 8/9/1997
Tony Clark's Walkoff Drop - 6/21/2009
Mo Speights Airball Dunk - 12/26/2008
Gabe Kapler Injured On Homer - 9/14/2005
Shot Stuck On Hoop - 4/30/2013
Jose Guillen Can THROW - 7/27/1998
Omar Vizquel Wraps His Career - 10/3/2012
Vlad Hits A Bounced Pitch - 8/11/2009
Ted Lilly/John Gibbons Mix It Up - 8/21/2006
50-Year-Old Will Clark Goes Deep
Mike Matheny Is One Tough Dude - 5/26/1998
Benitez Triggers Major Brawl - 5/19/1998
Jeff Suppan's Baserunning Gaffe - 10/26/2004
Shaq Breaks Backboard #1 - 2/7/1993
Shaq Breaks Backboard #2 - 4/23/1993
Todd Helton Hidden Ball Trick - 9/19/2013
Hulse Takes On Angels Dugout - 10/3/1992
Ken Harvey Is Dangerous - 6/6/2004
Two Balls, One Field - 8/5/2014
Big Ben Delivers A Head Shot - 6/13/2014
Tyler Colvin Impaled By Bat - 9/19/2010
Baron Davis RIPS On Kirilenko - 5/11/2007
Bo Scales The Wall - 7/11/1990
Barry Bonds HR #700 - 9/17/2004
Barry Bonds Drills ITPHR - 4/23/1997
Barry Bonds Chewed Out By Jim Leyland - Spring 1991
Barry Bonds HR #500 - 4/17/2001
Barry Bonds Walk-Off Vs. Ray King - 8/19/2003
Barry Bonds Final Splash HR - 8/8/2007
Barry Bonds HR In First SF Home AB - 4/12/1993
Barry Bonds Homers In 7th Straight - 4/20/2004
Barry Bonds 71st HR Of 2001 - 10/5/2001
David Huff Taken Out By A-Rod - 5/29/2010
Rob Dibble Plunks A Runner - 7/23/1991
Shaun Livingston's Awful Injury - 2/26/2007
Pujols Triumphs Vs. Lidge - 10/17/2005
Milton Bradley Defined - 9/23/2007
Kirk Gibson's Helmet Pickle - 4/25/1992
Lloyd Moseby Steals Second...And First Base - 8/16/1987
Edgar Renteria In The Clutch - 11/1/2010
Hakeem Olajuwon Low-Post Skillz - 1984-2001
Mike Schmidt Bows Out - 5/29/1989