Media And Humor
What you'll find on the Videos page: Brawls. Bloopers. Injuries. Facials. (No, not those kind of facials.) Tearful retirements. Memorable speeches. Moments we will never forget from the world of sports, and other moments we may have forgotten long ago. New videos will be added regularly, so be sure and bookmark TheSkillzReport.com!
What's a meme, you ask? Well, on this site it could be anything—a funny cartoon, image, quote, sign—possibilities are endless. I'd never paid them much mind before 2013; now I frequently scour the Web in search of them. The best memes I find will be shared here on TheSkillzReport.com for your enjoyment.
** While they will display on portable devices, our memes are best viewed on a desktop/laptop. Most memes feature my commentary; to view, memes must be clicked and enlarged. **
"Got any beeeer?"
Drunk Jon was created in 1994 by me with help from a good friend, "Chicken". It was completely by accident, yet 25 years later it still amuses us. Hopefully it will amuse you, too.
This isn't The Far Side, Doonesbury or any other comic that "makes you think". Drunk Jon is crudely drawn with even cruder jokes—by design. The strip is in no way a spoof of, connected to or inspired by any other strip or characters. It's just a cartoon about a chronically drunk man and his pets.
Drunk Jon contains alcohol abuse and violence, often directed at animals. If any content viewed in Drunk Jon offends you, too bad. There's nothing here you wouldn't see in Tom and Jerry or Looney Tunes. It's just a dumb comic strip—lighten up.
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Piscotty Hit Thrice - 4/4/2017
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Mark Quinn's Near Miracle - 8/30/2001
Moises Alou's Brakes Fail - 9/16/1993
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Pippen Dunks Over Ewing - 5/20/1994
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Dan Wilson Did WHAT? - 5/3/1998
The Helpful Mr. Nance - 12/25/2015
Beware The Flying Bat - 8/15/2013
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Odom Forgets To Pass - 12/6/2006
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Tampa's Hidden Ball Trick - 8/10/2013
A Lil' Postgame Brawlin' - 9/27/1989
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The Walk-Into Double Play - 7/30/2014
"Jackie" Chan-Ho Park? - 6/5/1999
Nicked By The Ball - 7/19/2015
A Gift From The Shift - 9/13/2013
Gardy Spoils The Party - 8/20/2016
LeBron Leaps Lucas - 1/29/2012
George Bell's Rough AB - 8/13/1986
A Dunk Never Seen Before - 2/10/1996
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How Does It Feel, Joba? - 5/10/2009
Cameron/Beltran Collide - 8/11/2005
EP Is A Tad Bit Short - 12/3/2014
A-Rod The Trespasser - 4/22/2010
Officially Injured - 1/10/2015
Piazza's Plastic Pelt - 7/25/2007
When The Streak Almost Ended - 6/6/1993
Enter At Your Own Risk - 6/29/1989
Javale McGee Scampers Away - 2/6/2012
Sean Casey Makes A Mistake - 8/24/2006
David Ortiz Joins The Club - 9/12/2015
Lobaton Sticky Mask - 6/24/2014
Another Rejection For Tyson Chandler - 12/13/2014
John Danks Is TOUGH - 6/18/2011
Tony Saunders Breaks Arm - 5/26/1999
B.J. Upton/Evan Longoria Quarrel - 6/27/2010
The Big Unit Goes Yard - 9/19/2003
C-Webb Schools Sir Charles - 11/16/1993
Santiago Casilla Goes Down - 5/21/2014
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The MoPete Miracle - 3/30/2007
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Marcus Camby HEAVES! - 3/26/2012
One Throw, Two Outs - 10/4/2006
The John McSherry Tragedy - 4/1/1996
Marlon Byrd Beaned - 5/21/2011
Corey Maggette Takes A Trip - 1/16/2009
Tony Fernandez Costly Error - 10/26/1997
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Shaq/Barkley Tussle - 11/10/1999
Richie Sexson Hit In Face - 4/26/2004
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Brain Fart Ball Girl - 8/19/2013
Doc Gooden's First Inning - 4/7/1984
Doc Gooden's ASG Debut - 7/10/1984
Doc Gooden's No-Hits Mariners - 5/11/1996
Doc Gooden Bombed By Tuffy Rhodes - 4/4/1994
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Belle Takes Out Vina - 5/31/1996
Dave Winfield's 3000th Hit - 9/6/1993
Shot Stuck On Hoop - 4/30/2013
Jose Guillen Can THROW - 7/27/1998
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Ted Lilly/John Gibbons Mix It Up - 8/21/2006
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Jeff Suppan's Baserunning Gaffe - 10/26/2004
Shaq Breaks Backboard #1 - 2/7/1993
Todd Helton Hidden Ball Trick - 9/19/2013
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Kuroda Knocked Down - 8/15/2009
Mo Speights Airball Dunk - 12/26/2008
Ken Harvey Is Dangerous - 6/6/2004
Two Balls, One Field - 8/5/2014
Big Ben Delivers A Head Shot - 6/13/2014
Baron Davis RIPS On Kirilenko - 5/11/2007
Tyler Colvin Impaled By Bat - 9/19/2010
Bo Scales The Wall - 7/11/1990
Tony Clark's Walkoff Drop - 6/21/2009
Barry Bonds HR #700 - 9/17/2004
Barry Bonds Drills ITPHR - 4/23/1997
Barry Bonds Chewed Out By Leyland - 3/5/1991
Barry Bonds HR #500 - 4/17/2001
Barry Bonds Walk-Off Vs. Ray King - 8/19/2003
Barry Bonds Final Splash HR - 8/8/2007
Barry Bonds HR In First SF Home AB - 4/12/1993
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Shaun Livingston's Awful Injury - 2/26/2007
Milton Bradley Defined - 9/23/2007
Big Mac Vs. Big Unit - 6/24/2007
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Pedro's Role Reversal - 9/20/1996
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