Skillz The Helpful Citizen (July 27, 2020)

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We start with the infamous INV Friends episode in which three black youths are hired to paint the apartment, and hilarity ensues.

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We finish with me catching two thieves acting as "with the P.D." I alert an actual cop on a lower floor; we ambush the suspects with gunfire and take them all down. No one questions why I have a gun, or why I thought it was okay to shoot people. Some girl is fiercely loyal to her "boo" and tries to seduce one of the cops, but is quickly seen through.

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Then Get Your Own!!! (July 22, 2020)

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My mom is needed at my old high school to counsel students, but according to her, "Daddy won't gimme no dolla" for bus fare to get there.

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Next, I am a major league catcher, tagging out Giants star Pablo Sandoval despite literally having Giants manager Gabe Kapler on my back trying to stop me.

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Get Out Of Oakland, KJ (July 20, 2020)

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At the beginning, I'm at some upscale lobby where I daily hang out with a group that includes former IRL friend Tammy. But her constant weeping drives me from the group and the next thing I know, I'm Madea's assistant. At the outdoor table she sits at is poo; as she rants about no one cleaning it up she's yelled at from above. Me: "I'm not paid to help her be a bitch" after she storms off to confront the yeller.

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(It's later revealed a baby left the poo.)

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Next, I take "CalTrain" to Oakland Arena and am given a tour. I spot former Golden State Warrior Baron Davis and say "I bet you could STILL blow past half these fools!" He ignores me. 

As I exit the tour, there is former Suns star Kevin Johnson in full uniform, posing sexy. I also pass a crew of tall people the Warriors hired to run around for some reason.

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The Least-Safe Event Ever (July 18, 2020)

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I'm driving an 18-wheeler to some event, and somehow run over just a woman's feet. Later, the trailer explodes close to the event, and an ambulance responding crashes into a tow truck right in front of me.

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I Would Win, Anyway (July 16, 2020)

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I'm participating in a Korean buffet challenge with Ryan Seacrest; he's pushy and rude and finally withdraws. Then I turn into hoops legend Bill Russell, apologizing to fellow hoops legend Wilt Chamberlain for not speaking to him. He doesn't care.

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Don't Interrupt Bitch Time (July 14, 2020)

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I hog the john at some office, and the receptionist can't use it obviously. For some reason the boss is upset with her but I stick up for her, and am "rewarded" with a butt joke. The boss then gives me an important (NFL legend) Terrell Owens file; I try calling Owens but he's "with his bitch right now."

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What? It's Hot! (July 9, 2020)

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At some bar in a desolate area, a waitress is being hit on. She leaves just as I decide to leave, so I have to take an extra-careful route to ensure I do not look like a stalker. Once safely away from the bar, I call Uber, but the first car crashes full-speed into a hydrant and the second car pulls up just as I discover my pants are down.

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I Know What'll Fix It! (July 5, 2020)

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I compete with actress Leven Rambin at a trucking job. After crashing mine, I don't know what to do so I just smooch Rambin.

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Do I Get To Participate, Too? (July 4, 2020)

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Just radio host Rick Tittle suggesting a three-way with my INV wife, followed by my mom and I dancing to an old Wham! song.

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She's Baaack! (July 3, 2020)

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One minute I'm watching a Roseanne movie saturated with The Cars music, the next I'm walking on an expressway with Kirstie Alley, who's then thrown over the side of a hotel escalator (but lives).