Plumbing And Taxi Services (June 30, 2020)

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Garcia from Criminal Minds smooches Gibbs from NCIS and then drowns some skank who calls her fat. Somehow I end up in the cover-up.

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Next, after buying some baseball cards at my old middle school, Roto-Rooter gives me a ride home. (?)

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That's followed by a hoop game vs. LeBron James; I actually outrebound the 6'8" beast but can't make a two-foot putback in seven tries, nor can I dribble at all.

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Oh, Bother (June 29, 2020)

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Nothing much, just playing with Winnie The Pooh action figures with Josie in the 1250 driveway.

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Don't Let Me Stop You! (June 28, 2020)

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It's One Life To Live stuff; one scene includes a sexually frustrated Tea's plan for nooky with Todd thwarted (Tea: "I was SO CLOSE to being naked with my boobies out!!")

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What Is This, Rush Hour 4? (June 27, 2020)

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I'm held captive at a mall by an Asian gang. Eventually I steal a gun from the distracted Chris Tucker, but can't get it to work.

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It Wasn't Batman's Butler (June 24, 2020)

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"Alfred", whoever the hell that is, shows up at the 1250 in the middle of the night. Without prompt, he combs and brushes my hair.

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On Break From Emergencies (June 23, 2020)

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At the 1250 is a guy with a gun. I somehow get the gun from him and try asking my aunt to call 911, but she claims to be "on vacation". I have difficulties calling myself and by the time I do, the would-be gunman has booked it.

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Don't Drown On My Time (June 22, 2020)

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I leave my own graduation, then accidentally drive off a bridge when catching sight of my estranged dad. I'm told to stay in the car, as my buddy Nate is working on a house sale and cannot rescue me at the moment.

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Dennis Haysbert, Is That You?? (June 21, 2020)

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There's a sad Mama's Family scene with Thelma selling her favorite books to make an extra $100 needed to house Vint and Naomi.

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Next, I use a half-cut credit card at a gas station. A deep-voiced cashier assures me "There is no signature on this card...your data is safe."

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Skip to me joining the Toronto Raptors after eerie persuasion by suits who know stuff about me. They also acquire Klay Thompson from the Golden State Warriors, and a couple others. There's much hype and pomp at the new arena but our play is shaky. Our coach pulls me aside; he's concerned about "the girls" attacking my moobs. I do "make" two shots, which are automated because the rim is missing.

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Junk And Pee On The Ground (June 20, 2020)

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I'm driving through Napa, CA and reach an intersection blocked by a pile of junk. I help myself to a surge protector and move along.

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Skip to a weird scene where ABC soap characters Viki Lord and Bobbie Spencer are giving Luke Spencer and Scott Baldwin CPR; both ladies wet the floor in the process.

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Where's The Cart?? (June 19, 2020)

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Over Shaquille O'Neal's objection, I take a flat basketball from a gym. Then I take a class with current friend Jenn, old friend Mark, and one of Josie's troopmates, who gives me a hunk of garlic bread. But when the teacher calls me "Mr. Epps", I head to the office to fix the error, even holding the door for a girl lugging a giant TV.

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You Need To Wash These, Ma'am (June 17, 2020)

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I'm playing football in the library; I block some girl, but "I can't block her from two feet away!" after the center/quarterback waits forever to snap the ball. Then someone gets hurt and we all look up injury books; Josie swipes mine.

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Next, at an NBA game, some dude looking for "Mike Diaz" sits right on my notebook, earning a rebuke from me.

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Finally, I'm in a motorcade and later walking with President Trump to George Floyd's funeral. Trump talks mostly about buildings; I somehow manage to extract a sweaty Melania's panties in the back of a vehicle. She's only mildly perturbed.

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First, The 1991 Finals. Now This (June 15, 2020)

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The Bold And The Beautiful character Wyatt is believed to be gay, so some idiots assault him with spaghetti in the boys locker room. (In shock, I do nothing except get his keys back.) Then I'm told I'm allowed locker room entry because I'm "straight as an arrow". Lucky me.

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Skip to Scottie Pippen pranking Magic Johnson by pulling him in water during a '70's-themed newscast.

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Am I That Bad? (June 13, 2020)

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For some reason, I'm dancing at a pizzeria while my food is prepped; a staffer is prepared to spray me if I don't stop.

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Maybe He'll Slip...(June 11, 2020)

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After accidentally frying broccoli, some loser pukes gallons onto the floor, which I fall in. Later, I'm doing armed courier work and attempt to shoot a robber...but my gun only has water.

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Just Take Your Tip And Go!! (June 10, 2020)

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At my buddy's house, Josie knocks pizza onto the floor. So we order more, but the deliveryman won't shut up and can't be understood.

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Outside Wal-Mart, a couple fights, and the guy takes off on roller skates. Despite my best efforts to escape, I wind up consoling the girl, who "needs a friend".

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After some more weirdness, I hit a game-winning single off Hall-of-Fame pitcher Dennis Eckersley while using a god-awful bat.

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What A Compliment (June 7, 2020)

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It's an argument at the 1250. My mom believes me, my grandma doesn't, so I fling a box of Pepsi down the steps with the plan for grandma to clean it up. Instead, she tries tackling me in an effort to escape.

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Next, after much planning, I'm set to drive my cousins to Long John Silver's an hour away...but find the car missing an entire wheel.

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Things end with a soap scene; one character tells his wife she "looks nice for the sixth time in 35 years". And means it.

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She's Real Nice (June 3, 2020)

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I'm a counselor for black youths but none of them will listen to me, so I fly home using the San Francisco Bay Bridge as a runway. Next thing I know I'm at my old buddy's house repeatedly smooching his mom.

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Stay Away From The Mystery Spot, Guys (June 2, 2020)

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I'm trying to organize a softball game, but wind up with a list of major leaguers at the 1250. This includes Bryce Harper, who arrives with a can of RockStar up to his waist. Then a bear shows up and after some light destruction, I decapitate him with a sawed-off bat.

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Next is a scene of the NFL's Dan Marino throwing three touchdown passes in the final minute, including three balls on one play.

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