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"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.'" -- Ben Franklin

Codes: "IRL" = "in real life". "INV" = "in Night Vision", meaning untrue in real life. 

"Skip" means a sudden transition from one segment to another. "The 1250" references my childhood home, a (too) frequent setting for my visions. Josie is my daughter, and most of my life has been spent with Chicken and Alex as friends. Any other people referenced, past jobs worked at or life experiences are real unless otherwise noted. 



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Both Of You: Call Uber Next Time (March 3, 2021)

Four men—me, and IRL Golden State Warriors champions Stephen Curry, Klay Thompson and Kevin Durant—lead the Warriors to another title despite at one point playing 4-on-12. After some celebration, I find myself co-hosting a show on San Francisco station 95.7 The Game, where I ask Warriors broadcaster Bob Fitzgerald if he'd welcome Durant back to the team. "OF COURSE I WOULD!" Fitz bellows. Me: "Uh...let me get the real hosts back on the air."

Things end with me directing a blind guy who's riding a blind prehistoric creature of some sort through the streets of my native Vallejo, California.

2009 Topps #116 Omar Infante, Braves